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[07 Feb 2003|11:46am]


Bill : I think someone is a totally intimidated by this...*ehem* rather large black hunk I'm standing next to...

Ted : me? intimidated? dude, like nothing scares me...

Bill : *pfft* dude? do you not remember how scared you were of that easter bunny thingy...when you ate Deacon's candy???

Ted : shut up Bill...you're just angry that my ding-dong is like, totally bigger than yours
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[04 Feb 2003|06:12pm]


Bill : Ted...dude, I like totally do NOT know what this crazy guy is talking about...I could never do such a most awful thing to you...

Ted : *pfft*, uh what-EVER...this totally smells like your ass bro...

Bill : what?! Most untrue...

Ted : I think not...looks like your sleeping on the sidewalk in front of the circle K tonight...
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[04 Feb 2003|09:31am]


Bill : *heh* like...Ted...I know you're always saying we should try new things and get more creative with ourselves and stuff...and I never thought I would like this bondage crap, but it's not that bad!

Ted : Dude, I have such a chubby...you wouldn't believe how horny I get just looking at you with your arms strecthed way above your head, so that your little half shirt thingy shows your sexy tummy...

Bill : *meow*, Ted, if my hands were free, I would like totally be feeling on your booty right now...
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[04 Feb 2003|09:21am]

Bill : Ted, we're like totally tied to the mast of this um...ship?

Ted: a mast? whoa...that's what this...big...hard...wooden...pole I'm totally ...bound to is? *heh*...dude I totally learned something new today! EXCELLENT!

Bill : uh, yeah... the funny thing is, I like really don't know how we got here and stuff...we musta been radically trashed last night...I prolly did alot of things I dont remember...what an awesome party...

Ted : well, you might not remember what you did, but uh...

Bill : dude, don't tell me I totally messed up and fucked Missy with out a rubber...dude, she's been AROUND!, d'oh I mean um...Mom...wait dude...she's not my mom anymore! alright!

Ted : um...you didn't...but uh...

Bill : Damnit Ted! well, guess I didn't get laid last night...killer dude, oh well

Ted : *heh* I wouldn't say that...
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[04 Feb 2003|08:57am]


so, here they are...Theodore Logan, and Bill S. Preston, Esquiar...boyfriends *ehem*, um, I mean...BEST friends and members of the most excellent band, The Wyld Stallyns...they are about to embark on an ever so radical quest that will take them through time, life, and each other's buttholes...so, sit back, relax, and try not to enjoy it too much (because according to Bill, that would make you a fag)

don't they make the cutest couple though?
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